seefood™
THE HEAVY LABEXPERIMENT № 012
SILICON VALLEY, RECREATED.

HOTDOG.
OR NOT.

The world’s most specific food critic.

Show it something. Get the verdict.
Yes, that is the whole idea.

Your photos stay on this device. Always.

NO SNACK HANDY? TRY ONE.
Getting the local model ready…
ONE QUESTION. TWO ANSWERS.*
seefood
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Bring your own hotdog.

POINT. SHOOT. QUESTION EVERYTHING.
Choose a photo to get started
A very serious piece of technology.

*Sometimes the honest answer is “Unsure.”

BEHIND THE VERDICT

Prediction

These are ImageNet class scores, not calibrated confidence. Hotdog is one of 1,000 possible classes.

THE FINE PRINT

See food.
See the joke.

A noncommercial fan recreation of Jian-Yang’s Not Hotdog from Silicon Valley, Season 4, Episode 4. Not affiliated with HBO or the original SeeFood app.

The signature result screens are recreated in code using licensed sample photographs. The camera, image recognition and exports work. The model is MobileNet V2, not HBO’s original trained classifier.

Photos never leave your device. A small local history is stored in this browser. The app makes no food safety, ingredient or allergy claims.

Sample photographs are resized; gallery thumbnails may be cropped. No food content was altered. The classifier receives the whole photo.